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The Tao of Apple rumors

John Moltz | Sept. 22, 2014
How do rumors keep moving? Energy is never lost.

"Sources Say The Next Version Of The Apple Watch Is Going To Be Much Better"

Two people familiar with Apple's plans told Reuters the company is planning to unveil richer health features and additional sensors in later versions, the first iteration not hitting the market until early 2015.

Ahhh. You mean to say that devices improve iteratively with time? And that later versions may have features that earlier ones do not?

What a scam!

Well, if this is true, then the smart money is on never buying anything until about an hour before you die, just so you know you're not missing out on anything.

Rumor: The next version of the Apple Watch will be better than the one that hasn't even been released yet.
Grade: F
Reason: Yeah, time moves forward. Thanks for the newsflash.

 

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