Early presenters blew through lists of new features for Apple's major platforms...
So, what, now we're holding up Google's long, dull cavalcade of minutia as something to aspire to?
Something's got to give. Showpieces like iMacs with screens that have more pixels than any PC ever (and four times the average selling price of a PC) are impressive, but what is Apple trying to prove?
Uh, that they make really good computers?
"Actors like Chris Pratt and Anna Kendrick are triple threats: talented, attractive and funny. What are they trying to prove?!"
I realize there is money at stake, of course.
Do you realize that? It doesn't seem like you realize that. It seems like you're bundling that up with a number of other things including the cat, a brand-new Roomba, an original set of Star Wars trading cards still in the wrapper and Grammy-award winning musician Taylor Swift, and blithely tossing them out the window in order to commit your thought experiment atrocity.
Apple doesn't release its margins on Macs, but in 2013 analyst Horace Dediu calculated that Apple was making more profit on Macs than the top five PC vendors combined.
OUT THE WINDOW! OUT, OUT, HUGE PROFITS!
[stabs Mac repeatedly]
On the one hand Apple is chastised for getting such a large proportion of its profits from the iPhone, as if something is about to happen to the iPhone any day and Apple will suddenly find itself without most of its profit. And on the other hand Mims is telling Apple to increase that proportion because... well, because he had to come up with something outlandish to gin up some controversy.
How much more competitive could Apple make its other efforts if the designers, engineers and executives behind Mac are redirected?
Zero. Probably zero percent more competitive.
Tim Cook, holding an iPhone: "This thing is super competitive."
Jony Ive: "Yeah, it sure is."
Tim Cook: "I bet we could make it more competitive by throwing more bodies at it."
Jony Ive: "Yeaaaah..."
And just as important, what if the developers who create for OS X had no choice but to move to things that actually represent the future?
Just think of how much Xcoding they could do for iOS! Of course, Xcode only runs on Macs so we're stuck in a causality conundrum here, but please don't ruin the Wall Street Journal's beautiful thought experiment with your piddling details of reality.
Apple is an exceptional company, and it is at a crossroads.
Every single day of its existence. Everyone is so concerned about Apple and its future. And for some reason that concern drives them to write this terrible anti-fan fiction. In effect, Apple's power has driven them mad.
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