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You're doing it wrong: A negative Watch review, hold the hate

The Macalope | June 30, 2015
The Macalope's been blasting his anti-Watch diatribe zone pretty hard over the last few months and it's really starting to show. He's never looked more fit.

It is an unfortunate fact of life that as Apple and other companies introduce new classes of products, our personal income does not exhibit an equal increase. At least the Macalope's hasn't.

If the rest of you are getting "cost of gadget buying" increases don't tell the horny one, he doesn't want to hear it.

Even though I'm returning this one, I'm confident that I'll buy the next one -- and keep it.

The Macalope likes your optimism, but nobody has to get an Apple Watch. You don't have to like it. And, as you've shown, you can explain why you don't like it without trying to claim there's no reason anyone should like it.

For a while it seemed like that was maybe impossible but, no, it won't actually shatter the quantum state of our reality.

 

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