EXTREME Techs (capitalization the Macalopes because EXTREME!) Sebastian Anthony poses the EXTREME-ly good question (see what the Macalope did there?): Scuffgate: Will Apple have to recall the iPhone 5?
Now, this may seem absurd. Ridiculous. Gut-bustingly laughable. But remember this is EXTREME Tech! And in EXTREME Tech, anything can happen!
To the EXTREME!
If hundreds of consumer reports are to be believed, it seems that 30 to 40% of all iPhone 5s are arriving with scuff marksdamage to the sides and back of the case that range from minor abrasions, all the way through to nicks where the coating of the phone has been completely removed, exposing the aluminium chassis beneath.
If youre wondering how hundreds of consumers can implicate 30 to 40 percent of more than two million iPhones soldin other words if you understand basic mathhang on. Well get there.
Scuffgate doesnt seem to be a localized issue: There have been lots of reports from the west coast of the US, of course, but users in Europe and Hong Kong are also reporting scuffed phones.
Holy crap! Its like Outbreak! Only with scuffs on phones instead of a deadly disease!
So, you know, like 100 times worse!
Now, Anthony does know that all the phones pretty much come from the same place, right? That iPhones are not created at local, sustainable and organic factories? Because the Macalope really doesnt get how he thinks that particular data point is relevant.
The damage isnt being caused by overzealous Apple fans, desperate to get their sterilized tentacles on the new iPhone, either&
Apple fans have been called a lot of things before but never obsessive-compulsive squid. Well, maybe the Macalope hasnt read everything by John Dvorak.
The scuffed iPhones are seemingly already damaged when they arrive, before anyone has had a chance to finger them aggressively.
Personally, the first thing the Macalope does with a new iPhone is put the entire thing in his mouth. Thats not weird. Well, not any weirder than fingering it aggressively.
But if you have an iPhone thats scratched out of the box and thats a problem for you, what should you do?
If you have a damaged iPhone 5, Apple Stores will apparently replace it.
Ooookay, so were left with the horror that the iPhone 5 will scratch over time like & well, the original iPhone and pretty much any other phone made by anyone other than Apple. Of course, those companies dont get -gates because no one expects their phones to be mint in box condition after theyve been out of the box for years.
When people complained about the scratches on the iPod nano, at least they were complaining about the scratches on the front that made the screen harder to view. Scratches on the back? Please try to get over yourselves.
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