Yeah, but the iPhone was expected to be "the next big thing." Go back and watch the Macworld Expo keynote where Steve Jobs introduced it. He specifically said the company hoped to take 10 percent of the smartphone market, which was orders of magnitude (Pop, pop!) larger even at the time than the smartwatch market is now.
The Macalope isn't sure what gene pundits are missing that makes them continue to insist the Watch was supposed to be as big a deal as the iPhone when there's not way it could ever have been but he hopes that science comes up with some kind of gene therapy for it soon.
Cook claims that "the Apple Watch sell-through was higher than the comparable launch periods of the original iPhone or the original iPad."
"Cook claims." Yes, we should definitely not avoid the very real possibility that Cook is simply lying. Are his pants on fire? Why won't Apple show us his pants?
The first iPhone is not that hard to beat...
The assertion about the iPad is harder to believe.
Wait, he actually is calling Cook a liar. Holy crunchy alfalfa.
...Apple would have had to sell more than 2.18 million watches to beat the first iPad.
Which no serious analyst doesn't think they did. Heck, they probably sold that many on the first weekend. Strategy Analytics thinks Apple sold 4 million Watches in the quarter. But Bershidsky's back-of-the-envelope calculation based on numbers Tim Cook said you can't use to perform this calculation (next he's going to tell pundits they shouldn't run with scissors) says they couldn't have sold more than 2.75 million. So, who are you going to believe? Tim Cook's lying mouth or this number Bershidsky pulled out of a place numbers shouldn't be coming out of?
Apple won't release its unit sales number because it's afraid of falling short [of analysts' estimates].
Like they care what analysts think. The Watch is a nice device that makes their entire product line more appealing, but is not a core revenue-generator. Everything they've done and said has pointed to that but pundits like Bershidsky keep sticking their fingers in their ears and yelling "LA-LA-LA-LA I CAN NOT HEAR YOU!"
He may also know that the Apple Watch cannot be a credible replacement for any of the company's headline products, as the iPhone replaced the iPod.
Yeah, it's Tim Cook's secret shame that the Apple Watch business won't replace the iPhone business when the Watch requires an iPhone to work.
Since Jobs died, Apple has yet to come out with a life-changing new product.
Last year the bar was "new product category". This year it's "life-changing new product." Next year it'll be "must contain ground-up dragon scale and unicorn blood".
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