L. Dean offers up Microsoft Mahjong, a tribute to both Win8's tiled interface and the gamble Microsoft is taking on trying to make the same interface work for both fingers and keyboard. Or maybe he means you'll need the help of three Chinese support techs to get Win8 up and running.
Lamar P. keeps it simple: "Windows Touch," which is actually pretty good. Maybe he should be working for Microsoft.
Microsoft as muse
Finally, my call for rebranding even inspired reader "Brainout1" to pen a poem, which is too long to include in its entirety but starts thusly:
I've seen the brand-new Windows Tiles --
we go from bad to worse!
What Windows did to make more smiles --
Now makes the users curse.
Apparently renaming Microsoft products is a popular Internet pastime; the WP Central blog inspired hundreds of its readers to suggest new monikers for Metro. Maybe Microsoft should take the hint for Windows 9, if and when that OS comes. Next time, leave it to the InterWebs to name your stuff. We certainly couldn't do much worse.
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