OK, strike that last one, it's too horrible to contemplate.
That's a nice diversion from the dark times we live in. Well, maybe not so nice for Amanda R., who now finds herself paying the power and influence tax without much of either. But it's a useful reminder that even our most boring tech gods have a) exciting private lives, and b) feet of clay.
All we're lacking now is a good title for the soap opera.
"As the URL Turns"?
"The Googling Light"?
"The Young and the Techless"?
Tune in tomorrow for another thrilling episode.
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