I'll double lock my bike and always park it only in places where there are surveillance cameras (Can the police put cameras near bicycle bays, please?). Also, I'll take pictures of my bike every time I leave it in a parking lot. It could be a memento or a piece of evidence, who knows. And if you steal my bike, I'll tweet it.
So, Mr. Bicycle Thief, get ready for a tougher life in Singapore. I thought it is only fair to forewarn you through this post.
With worst wishes,
Zafar Anjum is the online editor of FBM Asia's online properties.
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